Skip to content

You guys! Masturbating!

5 April 2012

I’m afraid to admit it because I still want my sister (Hi!) to try it, but masturbating was definitely the first step. At my Christian college (I. know.), masturbating was considered res non grata. Boys talked about “struggling” with it, especially in relation to porn, and my boyfriend was a “catch” because he almost never did. He was a self-control pro.

But sometime around senior year, feelings started to stir. Specifically, feelings in my vagina. It would get all throbby and warm and I wanted to touch it but the idea repulsed me. Religious women often aren’t really taught about their bodies very well–I didn’t even know what mine looked like, and was less than thrilled at the thought of touching the mystery under the hair. Solution? Over underwear! (Forgive the rhyming, I studied literature.) My roommate and I would get all turned on watching our version of porn: explicit movie sex scenes. (Anyone seen the extended edition of the one from The Notebook? I have that shit memorized.)

I, like a normal human being, realized “Wow, this is fun!” and had my first official orgasm with myself. My longterm boyfriend and I slowly incorporated over-clothes touching (the farthest we ever went), and learned how delightful it can be to pleasure someone else. It was innocent and loving, and so much fun. And, apparently, what y’all had been doing since you were 13.

I didn’t have any other sexual experience for a few years after that–let’s round to 3–but I got pretty damn good at giving myself orgasms.

I don’t know about your sexual libido, but I think mine is on the high end for women: I like masturbating once a day. Sometimes more, sometimes less, but it works out to about that. Can I get a “Hell, yeah!”?

Advertisements
No comments yet

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: